The day I get pimp-handed by the member of the clergy better be the day the world ends.
If I had to pick the way I’d become an orphan, I’d definitely want to become a vampire Catholic schoolgirl in the process. But that’s probably just me.
If you could read a diary that South Fellini kept, it’d probably read something like this…
Ahh, remembering the days when you hated going to school because it was populated by
celibate penguine cunts creepy nuns.