Give me the creeps, baby.

Give me the creeps, baby.

Issues 1-3 of the Lamorte Sisters available on Comixology!

Issues 1-3 of the Lamorte Sisters available on Comixology!

The day I get pimp-handed by the member of the clergy better be the day the world ends.

The day I get pimp-handed by the member of the clergy better be the day the world ends.

I think I would’ve passed out but kudos to her for not running.

I think I would’ve passed out but kudos to her for not running.

We are forever…
So much easier than paying for a locksmith!
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So much easier than paying for a locksmith!

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If I had to pick the way I’d become an orphan, I’d definitely want to become a vampire Catholic schoolgirl in the process. But that’s probably just me.

If I had to pick the way I’d become an orphan, I’d definitely want to become a vampire Catholic schoolgirl in the process. But that’s probably just me.

The funny thing is, I just read an article about a new medical procedure that revives  people who’ve gone into cardiac arrest and died…I wonder if it’d work for vampires.

The funny thing is, I just read an article about a new medical procedure that revives  people who’ve gone into cardiac arrest and died…I wonder if it’d work for vampires.

If you could read a diary that South Fellini kept, it’d probably read something like this…

If you could read a diary that South Fellini kept, it’d probably read something like this

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