Give me the creeps, baby.

Issues 1-3 of the Lamorte Sisters available on Comixology!

The day I get pimp-handed by the member of the clergy better be the day the world ends.

I think I would’ve passed out but kudos to her for not running.

So much easier than paying for a locksmith!

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If I had to pick the way I’d become an orphan, I’d definitely want to become a vampire Catholic schoolgirl in the process. But that’s probably just me.

The funny thing is, I just read an article about a new medical procedure that revivesĀ  people who’ve gone into cardiac arrest and died…I wonder if it’d work for vampires.

If you could read a diary that South Fellini kept, it’d probably read something like this

Ahh, remembering the days when you hated going to school because it was populated by celibate penguine cunts creepy nuns.

Arkham City is probably a wild ride…but so is the LaMorte Sisters