I got bored with TV by Novelists.

So here are some #Crossovers that never were but should have been…

Street Sharks vs Ninja Turtles for dominance of New York’s sewer system but must team up against a C.H.U.D. invasion.

The Masters of the Universe Vs. Thundercats; He-Man and Lion-O compete in 12 galactic trials to win the legendary Master Sword.

Dino-Riders vs Dinosaucers; everything you know about pre-history is wrong and the future of humankind is unwritten. 

Voltron Vs. The Power Rangers; Zordon’s former students seek revenge against his new family for abandoning them light years ago.

Dukes of Hazzard Vs. Knight Rider; cross country cannon ball run as Daisy’s life hangs in the balance.

G.I. Joe Vs. Action Man; Cobra infiltrates the Royal Family and turn Britan’s bravest spies against America’s smartest soldiers.

Transformers Vs. Go-Bots; Omi-Lord is born and the Earth reveals itself to be the biggest robot in disguise. 

Tale Spin Vs. Swat Kats; the fight for air supremacy begins as the vigilantes of the sky look to put the kibosh on Higher for Hire’s smuggling ring.

Sailor Moon Vs. Rainbow Brite; it’s a race to recover the lost Planeteer Rings before the powers of Captain Planet fall into the wrong hands. 

Danger Mouse Vs. Secret Squirrel; The best rodents in the spy game team-up to save the Capital Critters from assassination.

Lethal Weapon Vs Die Hard; McClane catches the last Gruber triplet, one day from retirement, but runs fowl of Riggs and Murtaugh.

Mighty Mouse Vs Dark Wing Duck; The world’s finest team-up to stop Scrooge McDuck from kidnapping all the gold in Fort Knox.

Family Matters Vs Full House Carl Winslow & Danny Tanner conspire to keep Steve Urkel and Kimmy Gibbler from falling in love.

Rescue Rangers Vs Pinky & The Brain; pop song hypnotizes millions of people into behaving like mice; cheese shortage cripples international economy.

Greatest American Hero Vs Freakazoid; Ralph Hinkley & Dexter Douglas are roommates, both are leading a secret-double life as a failed super hero.

I ♣ O’NEIL

Check out Mark Fionda Jr’s Tokka grinding the razor.

There’s a lil reptile-ninja-action in issue #3 of Mark’s Carnivale De Robotique, available at Comixology.