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Oct 11, 2013 / 7 notes


The good folks at Bayer, putting profits before people, putting our food supply at risk. It’s part of their history of death and destruction.

Sep 4, 2013 / 1 note


After 13 years of squeezing the School Reform Commission finally takes a dump on Philadelphia’s schools.

Sep 2, 2013 / 3 notes


Area 51, Porno and Charlie Manuel on this week’s Scrapple News. Fermented for Champions!

Aug 23, 2013
Aug 20, 2013 / 4 notes

I’m starting to think these jerks don’t have the kids’ best intentions in mind…

Aug 16, 2013 / 1 note

Privately owned prisons and illegal sex farms have more in common than you think.

Slightly NSFW.

Jun 24, 2013 / 1 note
Jun 17, 2013 / 5 notes
May 9, 2013 / 3 notes

AP Ticker’s Scrapple News. Jury Duty, unemployment and Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman

Apr 24, 2013 / 2 notes

AP Ticker’s Scrapple News - Ominous Vision of the Future. 

I’m A.P. Ticker and this a bunch of stuff I read on the wall of a public restroom that could pass for news if you weren’t really paying attention. ” 

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Apr 22, 2013 / 2 notes

AP Ticker’s Piggie of the Week. A special Report on running. You can check out more by clicking.

Apr 15, 2013 / 1 note

AP Ticker’s Scrapple News. It’s who you know.

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Apr 10, 2013 / 3 notes

"Hello, I’m AP Ticker and this is the news as it was given to me by a burning bush I hallucinated in a truck stop bathroom."

Today’s Stories include, The “Gate to Hell”, Drones, Hell on Earth, and Drought throughout. 

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Apr 3, 2013 / 1 note

We communicate in a weird space language that only an elite few can interpret….We are the Third Eye of Philadelphia, We are Scrapple News…

Mar 26, 2013 / 4 notes

The front page of Huffpo this weekend made me think of this Life Lesson from July.

Batman don’t need guns. Just saying.